For what we are about to cook I’m truly sorry.
To cook this dish, you will need:
handful of grated parmesan cheese, plus extra for later
1 ½ packets of cheese flavoured ramen noodles
glug of olive oil
4 rashes of streaky bacon
A couple of pinches of cracked black pepper
Okay, grab a bowl and add the egg and parmesan cheese.
Open the noodle packets, grab one of the flavour sachets and add egg mixture. Top with cracked black pepper.
Grab a whisk, combine and put aside till later.
Place a pan over a medium heat and add the oil.
Add the bacon and fry till it brown.
Remove from heat and slice into little pieces. Put your pan aside with the bacon grease in it for later.
Place a pot of water on the stove, bring to a boil then chuck in your instant noodles for 2 minutes then grab a colander and strain.
Place the pan back over a low heat and add the bacon.
Add the noodles and mix together well so the bacon grease coats the noodles.
Add the noodles to the egg mix and combine well, letting the heat from the noodles cook the eggs.
Place your noodles in a bowl, top with some more black pepper and cheese and serve.